HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR BABY MAMA WHEN SHE’S PREGNANT

To my soon-to-be baby daddies out there, this blog entry is heavily geared towards you. You need to read, intake, then read it again. One thing you have to understand is pregnancy can be very long and hard for your baby mama; so attention, love, and attentiveness is crucial. You have to understand that they are growing an entire human inside of them so there are a few things you have to consider/do for them:

1.) DON’T TAKE ANYTHING PERSONALLY.

When she is pregnant, she has a whole lot going on in her body. She will be emotional, angry, short-tempered and sometimes she will be downright mean to you. Your job is to man up and get over it. Their emotions will most definitely get the best of them because it is completely out of control and your job is to understand it and not take it personally because it is highly likely they didn’t mean a word they said to you in the first place. Unless your wife was already mean to you before she got pregnant, then you’re shit outta luck.

2.) DO WHAT IS ASKED OF YOU.

She is going to be pushing your child out of her vagina so if she asks you to go to the local grocery store to get her chocolate ice cream, you definitely should shut the hell up and do it. You’ll survive.

3.) APPEARANCE IS A HUGE DEAL.

You will be sitting on the couch one day minding your own business and she will hit you with the worst question that is sure to get you in hot water. It is the question every man needs to be careful of because it will make or break you. “Be honest, do I look fat?” Even though you are screwed once this question is asked, you should ALWAYS SAY “NO! YOU LOOK MORE RADIANT THAN EVER!” One of 2 things can happen: they will either accuse you of lying because they feel as though you HAVE to say that, or they will tell you that you’re wrong and that they think they’re very unattractive. Your best bet is to reassure them and let them know they’re beautiful and perfect the way they and to show some love and compliment them from head to toe. BEWARE: THIS QUESTION IS ALWAYS A TRAP you gotta act quickly.

4.) SHOW LOTS OF LOVE.

Pregnancy is a very trying and tough time for most women; Constant, back pain, fatigue, irritability and overall discomfort. My advice is to help them around the house as much as you can and shower them with lots of love because more often than not, love and care is what they’re looking for from their partners.